Thank God for Columbian Supremo...

Thoughts that went through my head today as I sat through one of the most boring training sessions ever in the history of man:

'Thank goodness they refilled the Columbian Supremo coffee in the break room'

'Boy there's a lot of lines and circles on that diagram. I have no idea what any of that means. Guess I shouldn't have stopped paying attention two hours ago.'

'I'm in acronym hell. How does anybody remember all these damn acronyms? Fuck I hate acronyms. WTF.'

'Elisha Cuthbert is hot'

'I wonder how much I could get for the old freezer in my basement'

'I gotta pee'

'Have the Pats signed Laurence Maroney yet?'

'I'm not going to remember any of this next week'

'Stay awake. Stay awake. Stay awake...'

'Is it 4:00 yet?'